what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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