We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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