And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
be right there i have to get my cape
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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