Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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