what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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