How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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