His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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