So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My liver just had a heart attack.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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