Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
