So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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