Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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