Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He felt like a one man threesome
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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