So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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