You really coming over, don't trick.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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