CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
be right there i have to get my cape
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize