"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
