I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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