hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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