At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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