fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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