did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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