me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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