i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
