Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
