TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize