This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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