There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
