I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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