Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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