i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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