What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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