let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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