Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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