its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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