Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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