We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I look better un-naked...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
