HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I party with great urgency now.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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