I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She bit a glass in half.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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