its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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