I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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