absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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