Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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