Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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