in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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