My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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