So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Boobs are out for the taking
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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