i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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