Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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