So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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