i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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