I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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