I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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