the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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