i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i out mim tonsoeep
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