Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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