My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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