I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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