Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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