called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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