I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You were trust falling into bushes
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