god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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